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[fourthwalled]

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Text | Cyclops

[notrosecolored]

You have a lot of friends.

And.

Stop locking the door. Actually stop closing it entirely.

[fourthwalled]

it's the super penis. people just can't get enough of it! also not being a standoffish dick helps too.

uh, okay. so you just want people waltzing in uninvited. alright you got it buddy.

[notrosecolored]

Uh huh. You're just an overly abrasive dick.

I've replaced the lock twice in two days. Keeps getting broken by my family. They'll get in if they want in, I'd rather they do it without property damage.

[fourthwalled]

the abrasiveness helps with the friction ;)

here's a big brain idea. alternatively you could give them a copy of the keys?

[notrosecolored]

...They're not that good at impulse control, Wade. A key would slow them down 45 seconds and that would be intolerable.

[fourthwalled]

Nate crawled through the window while I was sick.
Could just leave one cracked?
Not that I really care about the open door tbh.

[notrosecolored]

I don't care, either way. leave something open. What's anyone going to do, walk in and kill us?

[fourthwalled]

they might bust in when you're petting my head like a puppy.
that'd be something.

[notrosecolored]

The horror.

Also, I feel people coming.

[fourthwalled]

Phrasing!

[notrosecolored]

Maybe it was intentional!

[fourthwalled]

Didn't know you had it in you...

[notrosecolored]

I have had a lot of things in me.

[fourthwalled]

aw yeah. knocked that bad boy outta the park!

[notrosecolored]

You're an idiot.

[fourthwalled]

I love you too.

[notrosecolored]

Uh huh.

So about the city's latest rounds of gifts-

[fourthwalled]

and what gifts they are.
what about them?

[notrosecolored]

This is me checking on you, asshole.

[fourthwalled]

oh you know. it's just a reminder of my failure.
i'm fiiiine.
haven't even tried to blow anything up yet!

how about you?

[notrosecolored]

You sound fine.

I actually am okay.

[fourthwalled]

Well aren't we a couple of totally fine guys.
Go us!

[notrosecolored]

do you need me to pet you like a puppy?

[fourthwalled]

only if you scritch me behind the ears.

[notrosecolored]

This is definitely not what puppy play is, but fine.