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I have had a lot of things in me.

aw yeah. knocked that bad boy outta the park!

You're an idiot.

I love you too.

Uh huh.

So about the city's latest rounds of gifts-

and what gifts they are.
what about them?

This is me checking on you, asshole.

oh you know. it's just a reminder of my failure.
i'm fiiiine.
haven't even tried to blow anything up yet!

how about you?

You sound fine.

I actually am okay.

Well aren't we a couple of totally fine guys.
Go us!

Edited 2022-06-08 20:16 (UTC)

do you need me to pet you like a puppy?

only if you scritch me behind the ears.

This is definitely not what puppy play is, but fine.

hey if you want me to get on all fours and teach me tricks.
all you have to do is ask.

No thanks, but I might get you an actual dog.

really!? we should totally get a puppy!
screw the petting let's go find one right now!

Go find a puppy, then. Nothing that grows up bigger than 50 pounds.

I'm on the case!

Send a picture when you find it.

That was fast. What, besides a puppy, is it?

I'm occasionally efficient when it's important!
He's a corgi. A little floof with stumpy lil legs!

Perfect. Let me know when you name him. Also go buy cleaning and pet supplies. And you're responsible for him using the bathroom inside and cleaning it up if you're who's home with him.

was thinking logan? cause he'll be real short too, yanno? and don't worry! i've totally got this!

[probably.]

His name is definitely Logan. And I appreciate you suggesting it so I maintain plausible deniability.

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