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...They're not that good at impulse control, Wade. A key would slow them down 45 seconds and that would be intolerable.

Nate crawled through the window while I was sick.
Could just leave one cracked?
Not that I really care about the open door tbh.

I don't care, either way. leave something open. What's anyone going to do, walk in and kill us?

they might bust in when you're petting my head like a puppy.
that'd be something.

The horror.

Also, I feel people coming.

Phrasing!

Maybe it was intentional!

Didn't know you had it in you...

I have had a lot of things in me.

aw yeah. knocked that bad boy outta the park!

You're an idiot.

I love you too.

Uh huh.

So about the city's latest rounds of gifts-

and what gifts they are.
what about them?

This is me checking on you, asshole.

oh you know. it's just a reminder of my failure.
i'm fiiiine.
haven't even tried to blow anything up yet!

how about you?

You sound fine.

I actually am okay.

Well aren't we a couple of totally fine guys.
Go us!

Edited 2022-06-08 20:16 (UTC)

do you need me to pet you like a puppy?

only if you scritch me behind the ears.

This is definitely not what puppy play is, but fine.

hey if you want me to get on all fours and teach me tricks.
all you have to do is ask.

No thanks, but I might get you an actual dog.

really!? we should totally get a puppy!
screw the petting let's go find one right now!

Go find a puppy, then. Nothing that grows up bigger than 50 pounds.

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