Wade Wilson (Deadpool) (
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Know what’s just as bad as lying to a psionic? Insulting one.
( And with that, fingers grip tight to Wade’s hand and he’s pulling him along as he flies out the window. Quickly. Very, very quickly. Because, yes. He’s taking them somewhere via air, though it’s with Wade in tow via being held by his hand and he’s… maybe letting him dangle as he goes rather than keeping him up alongside him. He’s sure Wade can handle it and hell, some part of him might even enjoy how dangerous it feels to be dangling like this from Nate’s hand, but. That’s the way this ride is going. Hopefully he doesn’t lose his shorts against the wind. )
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Insulting you, I was j-- fuck! [And he's being dragged out the window. There is a string of curses from his mouth before he finally settles, gripping to Nate's hand tightly. Just because he could fall and survive doesn't mean he's eager to plummet. Not that he'd care too much if he did. And the thrill does do a little something for him. Nate's not wrong.
And so far at least his shorts are holding strong.] I wasn't trying to insult you, just making a joke. That's what friends do, give each other shit!
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He flies them through the sky with a quickness, bringing them to one of the bars around here and, as he descends to the ground, with an underarm throw, albeit a somewhat gentle one, he lets go of Wade’s hand and lets him roll to the ground. Thankfully, the drop isn’t that high from the ground. A moment later, he taps himself down gently near the place and takes a look at it curiously. )
I haven’t ever been here before. But I guess now’s as good as ever, right?
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That's the spirit. I haven't been here either, but I'm sure it'll be fine. [It'll have liquor. And it's free. That's all Wade needs to know.] You ever drink before?
[He knows Nate's not exactly of legal age in the US. But he would be in Canada!]
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( Granted, those had been his first ever times actually consuming alcohol, but. You know. Gotta start somewhere and all.
With a glance over to Wade, he nods for the other mutant to make his way in with him because, you know what? He's going to do this. Granted, he's been trying not to be as impulsive as of late with things, but. With how everything's been with him as of late? Screw it.
He shuts certain parts of his mind down — shuts himself off from others and prevents them from peeking in as he stands there in the bar and takes a look around. They're really the only ones in here as of right now, aside from the bots, and he glances to one that passes them by before he's heading over to one of the booths and stands there before he takes a seat, looking around. What is there... to drink... and what's even good?
When prompted by a bot, he just... says whatever. )
Whiskey on the rocks. Make it strong.
( Perfect. )
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[He wonders if Nate even knows what he's ordering? Ah, well. It'll grow hair on his chest? Or something. He looks up to the bot.] Make that two. Or what the hell, just bring over the whole bottle and two glasses with ice.
[Since the point is to get Nate drunk.]
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He takes his seat when Wade adds to the order and sits there in the booth, looking around the place. Again, it’s nothing he can recall having seen back on his world, but he knows they’re a thing on Earth, same with pubs and diners.
When their drinks arrive, swiftly as they do, he looks back to Wade as he pulls his glass towards him. )
So you had a fiancée?
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I did, yeah. She died because of me. I stole Cable's time travel device to stop it and saved her... but it didn't work out after that though. But maybe she's better off, seeing as I'm the reason she got killed the first time.
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I’m sorry. That… everything happened.
( Her dying then being brought back and it not working out. He can’t really relate, but. He can understand the feelings that come with it not seeming to work despite the hardships that happen. At that, he offers him a smile, soft with reassurance. )
Only gets better from here?
( Maybe?? Hell if he knows. )
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[But it can't be changed. At least she's alive to make those kinds of decisions. And maybe there's some chance they'll get back together. Stranger things have happened.]
I love the optimism-- [Wade clinks his glass against Nate's before tossing his drink back.] But hey, at least this means I can play the field? You know that large field of people that are super into burn victims.
[He knows finding someone like Vanessa who'd also been into Wade's whole.. everything had been one in a million. Or at least that's what it feels like.]
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( Smile on his lips, he indulges in a sip of his drink and… yowza. That’s strong. The face he pulls shows how much it is but he shakes it off and helps himself to another sip… a sip that turns into him gulping it all down to the point where the ice hits his teeth.
Blue eyes blinking widely, he wipes the back of his hand across his mouth and goes for another round, telekinetically pouring the whiskey into his glass. )
So, you know. You could get lucky.
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I guess I could? [Nate's not-- is he? He clears his throat. Wade fills up his own glass after Nate finishes with filling his own.] Although, like, half of you are teenagers... or close enough to it.
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Only half. Besides, we're here, aren't we? Away from where we usually are and where things are a lot more different than how they tend to be.
( He shrugs, sitting back some in his seat as he floats his glass over to him. )
This place is filled with experiences from the looks of it.
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Is that what you've been trying to do? Get filled with experiences?
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More like try something normal. You know... about as normal as things can get for people like us.
( Mutants. )
Back home— on Earth... there's so many mutant politics and fighting. Wars. Agendas that this mutant and that mutant has. It's like asking for a break from it is some sort of taboo or something... and that's not when they're hunting you down to be some pawn in their game to give them a win. Here? Not really a lot of that.
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But I can try being normal for me. [Whatever that meant. He'd have to find out.] I keep trying to be somebody for someone else. Be an X-Men like Colossus wanted, have a normal life for Vanessa, be the hero for the universe.
Guess I've got time now to figure it out.
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Don't do that. Be somebody or something for someone else. You should be who you want to be. Whoever that is, however he is, in whatever moment you're in. You're more than what other people want you to be or think you should be.
( Looking to his empty glass there, he blinks slowly before he's floating it back to the table and moving his fingers to pour them both a little more. )
And even though we're here and we're still not sure about Echo and Aurora and now her brother, when we don't have missions? That's when we figure other stuff out. However that is. With whoever.
( To which he offers Wade a smile. )
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[He watches him float the glass back.] And you might want to slow down on the drinks, or you'll be figuring stuff out with the floor, bud. And I don't think this linoleum is a gentle lover... or STD free.
[Seriously, did the bots even clean it? Back to the point at hand, it is good seeing Nate smile. Better than the moping mess he'd been.]
But I read you loud and clear. I'm gonna sow my oats in my free time and just fuck everything that moves! Consenting things, obviously. [Is he getting this right?]
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He does, however, raise a brow at the thought to slow down and simply pulls his freshly filled glass into his hand. )
Is that what you want to do? I mean… you can. People do it here. With more than one person, too. Not at the same time though.
( He stares to the bottom of his glass, chuckles again, then downs the shot and hums at the burn spilling down his throat. )
But, you know. I know it sucks. I mean… I thought someone cared about me but they left. Just disappeared. Then I found out she was just leading me to her master for his plan. So, you know. That sucks. Thinking it was more than some job for them. That I was a job. Target, I guess.
( Sigh on his lips, he looks back up to the other mutant. )
So, I’m sorry. I get it and it sucks. But at least we’re here now, right?
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He pours himself another shot-- if only to lessen the amount in the bottle for Nate.] If it's not at the same time, what even is the point? Threesomes, moresomes, orgies? Bring it on.
[Not that Wade's had any such thing in a long time.]
At least we're here now. [Here isn't great, but it's better than whatever mess Nate had just described, that's for sure.] If anyone does that shit to you here, you've got me and a load of other people to watch your back.
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Thanks. Same for you. We'll look out for each other, right?
( A beat, he tilts his head some, those blue eyes sparkling playfully as his smile becomes warm, couple strands of those white hairs of his bangs falling in front of his face. )
Be there for each other? And… help each other. Whatever the other needs.
( Whatever the other needs indeed. )
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[Wade is staring. Is this really happening right now? He clears his throat, wetting his lips. Hitting on Nate when he figured the young man would have zero interest is one thing, now he doesn't really know what to do with himself with the shoe marginally on the other foot.]
Easy there, cowboy, you keep undressing me with your big blue eyes like that and a lady is going to get ideas. [He's already got ideas, and this isn't helping. But Nate's drunk and drowning his sorrows, and this feels like taking advantage. Wade's an asshole, but not that kind of asshole.]
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Why would I undress you with my eyes when I have my mind to do that?
( That just seems weird, Wade. Also, he’s not drunk, thanks. Just a little buzzed which is probably what he needs right now as a distraction from feeling everything else that isn’t this. But with his glass empty, he sets it down with a soft huff and rubs at an eye with a knuckle. )
Also, you’re difficult to read. Are you doing that on purpose?
( Normally he just picks up on things from others — thoughts and feelings — but Wade is… difficult to pin down, it seems, and he’s not entirely sure why. )
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It's a mess. That's probably why it's hard. I didn't get my powers like the rest of mutants usually do. They were tortured out of me.
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( It’s the more empathic side of him playing with his telepathy. How he just suddenly feels a shift in the mood or environment around him, almost always because of someone or something he’s around, but. He doesn’t seem to be feeling that with Wade. Not passively anyways. So of course he’s curious.
Shrug of his shoulders, he smiles to the other. )
Was making me wonder if you were shy or something.
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