Santa Clause. He's a jolly fat fuck with white hair and a beard. Every winter he breaks into homes giving presents to good children and coal to naughty children and demands cookies. But you're hot Santa, so you're buff and instead of being jolly you look off quietly thinking sexy thoughts or whatever is rattling around in there.
Not even once? That's fucking depressing, dude. I've broken into plenty of people's houses. Sometimes I order them pizza! I probably would be surprised. Unless it's you genuinely considering doing some knife play with me????
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( oh god why. )
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So what part do you usually play?
The cutter? The cuttee?
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( wait, why is he sharing this? )
I don't want to talk about knifeplay. I didn't send that.
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Please tell me more!
Pretty please with a cherry on top????
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What do you want to know precisely?
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Or do you go further than that?
Shallow cuts?
Maybe more than shallow?
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But if you must know, no, I don't just cut my clothes. I will allow shallow cuts and more than shallow depending on the person.
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Since I can't die and I heal, yanno. Goes hand in hand, really.
Depending on the person?
What kind of person do you let go deeper?
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Also, the whole near impossible to kill thing. That helps.
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I guess I also just don't care to be.
[Maybe he kind of wants to find someone who actually wants to hurt him...]
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Who is that?
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Every winter he breaks into homes giving presents to good children and coal to naughty children and demands cookies.
But you're hot Santa, so you're buff and instead of being jolly you look off quietly thinking sexy thoughts or whatever is rattling around in there.
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I've broken into plenty of people's houses. Sometimes I order them pizza!
I probably would be surprised. Unless it's you genuinely considering doing some knife play with me????
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It's not like too many people enjoy that sort of thing.
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[He is SHOCKED.]
Name a time and place and I'm there.
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And I'm free this week most evenings.
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