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[fourthwalled]

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[blamedestiny]

Hot Santa?
Who is that?

[fourthwalled]

Santa Clause. He's a jolly fat fuck with white hair and a beard.
Every winter he breaks into homes giving presents to good children and coal to naughty children and demands cookies.
But you're hot Santa, so you're buff and instead of being jolly you look off quietly thinking sexy thoughts or whatever is rattling around in there.

[blamedestiny]

I have never been jolly a day in my life. And I don't want to go breaking into anyone's house. As for what I'm thinking, you'd be surprised.

[fourthwalled]

Not even once? That's fucking depressing, dude.
I've broken into plenty of people's houses. Sometimes I order them pizza!
I probably would be surprised. Unless it's you genuinely considering doing some knife play with me????

[blamedestiny]

Perhaps.

It's not like too many people enjoy that sort of thing.

[fourthwalled]

Really? You'd trust me?

[He is SHOCKED.]

Name a time and place and I'm there.

[blamedestiny]

I would trust you with the caveat that if you did something I didn't want, I'd run you through.

[fourthwalled]

[He shouldn't find that hot as hell, should he? It's a problem.] Sounds fair to me. Name the time and place and I'm there hot stuff.

[blamedestiny]

Don't call me that either.

And I'm free this week most evenings.

[fourthwalled]

Tuesday? Know of a good spot? Preferably a place without carpet. Hard to clean up after.

[blamedestiny]

I have a house. You can come there.

[fourthwalled]

I'll be there. And I'll even leave the crocs at home, just for you.

[blamedestiny]

Please do.