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[fourthwalled]

What about, my master?
I've been cleaning up after myself!

[Mostly.]

[notrosecolored]

Thanks. I really appreciate this being mad more awkward.

The number of citations I'm likely to get and it's effect on you.

[fourthwalled]

[Fiine. He'll be serious. For as long as he can stand it.]

Do you have any yet? Or are you just preparing for the inevitable?

[notrosecolored]

One. it was stupid. What I'm preparing for is the inevitability that it involves you.

[fourthwalled]

I'm shocked you beat me to it. Guess it's lucky that I'm horny and it doesn't matter who I fuck.

We went into this knowing the score, Scott. Whatever happens to me, I'll be fine.

[notrosecolored]

I really appreciate your belief that I still have morals. It's been a while.

But I'm just trying to make a plan.

[fourthwalled]

At a pretty rough part of your run, huh? Still, not sure having morals and abiding by the rules of this place really go hand and hand.

And I appreciate that you think I can keep to a plan. Besides, what kind of plan can we possibly make about this? Make sure I always have a bottle of lube on hand?

[notrosecolored]

Debatable. They probably rely pretty heavily on the idea that most people are decent and won't want someone else to pay for their rebellion. Joke's on them; that's a good description of most of my life.

Keeping lube on you wouldn't be a bad idea, actually, but that's not about me. I'm thinking more specifics on how you heal and your feelings on assorted things likely to come up so at least I know what I'm dealing with.

Have you looked through the network?

[fourthwalled]

Tone it down, Scott. You're depressing the kids.

The network? I mean, who has the time? [He should care about this stuff, but not caring is how he rolls.]

Whatever it is. I'll handle it. And if I don't... well, you can lazer me in the face a few times until I get over it.

1/4

[notrosecolored]

they're

2/4

[notrosecolored]

Not

3/4

[notrosecolored]

fucking

4/4

[notrosecolored]

lasers

[fourthwalled]

eyeball guns?

[notrosecolored]

less inaccurate. Still wrong.

[fourthwalled]

agree to disagree
regardless you can still blast my head off with them if i need it.

[notrosecolored]

Great but the more likely scenarios involve public sex and drugs or beating so why don't we talk about your healing rate instead.

[fourthwalled]

my healing rate is as quick as is conducive to the plot.

[notrosecolored]

Given that we've both lost the plot at the moment we should probably test that here. Before we're forced to.

And while we're at it, what's going to happen to you if these people turn your powers off?

[fourthwalled]

Alright, we can do a little experiment if you want. I'll bring the katanas, you bring the eyeball guns.

If my powers got turned off? The cancer would probably kill me in like a week.

[notrosecolored]

I am not shooting you.

You need to write a letter to yourself.

[fourthwalled]

What?
Like a letter to my future self? I fail to see how some high school writing prompt is going to help us here...

[notrosecolored]

Because you're eventually going to depower, die, and come back. Apparently people here don't immediately remember anything from their time here when that happens.

A 'things I need to know' list left for yourself could come in handy.

[ God, give him an excuse to publicly whip Wade. He might actually enjoy it. ]

[fourthwalled]

Video might be better. I'm more of a visual learner.

[notrosecolored]

Were you like this before you turned immortal?