Duplicity IC Inbox

[fourthwalled]

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[notrosecolored]

Great but the more likely scenarios involve public sex and drugs or beating so why don't we talk about your healing rate instead.

[fourthwalled]

my healing rate is as quick as is conducive to the plot.

[notrosecolored]

Given that we've both lost the plot at the moment we should probably test that here. Before we're forced to.

And while we're at it, what's going to happen to you if these people turn your powers off?

[fourthwalled]

Alright, we can do a little experiment if you want. I'll bring the katanas, you bring the eyeball guns.

If my powers got turned off? The cancer would probably kill me in like a week.

[notrosecolored]

I am not shooting you.

You need to write a letter to yourself.

[fourthwalled]

What?
Like a letter to my future self? I fail to see how some high school writing prompt is going to help us here...

[notrosecolored]

Because you're eventually going to depower, die, and come back. Apparently people here don't immediately remember anything from their time here when that happens.

A 'things I need to know' list left for yourself could come in handy.

[ God, give him an excuse to publicly whip Wade. He might actually enjoy it. ]

[fourthwalled]

Video might be better. I'm more of a visual learner.

[notrosecolored]

Were you like this before you turned immortal?

[fourthwalled]

I did manage to be in the military long enough to get to special forces.
Still got dishonorably discharged eventually.
So maybe not so different.
Hotter though.

[notrosecolored]

What were you discharged for, exactly?

[fourthwalled]

Apparently you shouldn't call your superiors cunt waffles or cockgobblers? Who knew????

[notrosecolored]

You think Logan would listen if I dishonorably discharged him for calling me a dick for a decade?

[fourthwalled]

It's just a part of your playful banter. It's what makes Logan and you, you.
Plus the Canadian Army and the X-men are a little different, I think.
Not that I would really know that for sure, seeing as you fucks would never let me join.

[notrosecolored]

So sleeping with my son is definitely revenge.

[fourthwalled]

mmmmaybe?

[notrosecolored]

Good enough.