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Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] fourthwalled) wrote2021-12-20 08:35 pm
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fourthwalled: (unmasked: i've been through a lot okay?)

[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-04-02 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.... [Wade gives him a mock suspicious look.] You trying to set me up? I'm not the one who needs to get laid more.

[Shockingly.]
notrosecolored: (30)

[personal profile] notrosecolored 2022-04-02 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
The number of people who are concerned about my sex life is starting to give me a complex.

[ Not really. Well. Maybe a little. ]

I'm not trying to set you up. Sleep with him if you want, don't if you don't. He needed a way to 'pay' for the training time and that's what I was able to come up with.
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-04-02 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone's sex life here is pretty damn important. And people like you... for some reason. It's not that hard to figure out why they might be worried.

[Wade's stopped expecting anything to come up between them. And more and more isn't sure he wants it to. Cable might just be a factor too... when Wade remembers it should be anyway.]

Alright then. I'll make sure he earns it. [Wade flashes Scott a suggestive smile.]
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[personal profile] notrosecolored 2022-04-02 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
People do not like me.

[ Does he sound crankier about that, than having been drugged? Yes. Yes he does.
Also:]

Do not make him 'earn' it. Just let him help you move the couch. If he wants sex, fine, but if you try to leverage it I will find a sword to shove up your ass blade first.
fourthwalled: (unmasked: wwuuuut?)

[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-04-02 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, some of those people might like you for something other than your winning personality, Mr. Cranky Pants. But I stand by what I said.

[That's a very strange thing to be mad about, Scott.]

Oh! Wow! [He holds up his hands.] It's not like I'm gonna force myself on him. I was just fucking around. Unclench!
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[personal profile] notrosecolored 2022-04-02 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right. I am hot when you don't have to deal with the personality. [ OR lack of one. The rest he just acknowledges with a slight nod.

Fair rebuke and. He knows. ]
fourthwalled: (unmasked: i have no idea what i'm doing)

[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-04-02 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft. [Wade laughs, moving to stand up from the chair.]

But see, right there? You've got a sense of humor. That's not nothing! Might be the only reason I ever get laid.
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[personal profile] notrosecolored 2022-04-06 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It's literally illegal not to have sex here, and I am absolutely sure Nathan isn't capable of appreciating anyone's sense of humor.

[ Not true, actually. But he does have a sense of humor and is using it. ]
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