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[fourthwalled]

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[notrosecolored]

People do not like me.

[ Does he sound crankier about that, than having been drugged? Yes. Yes he does.
Also:]

Do not make him 'earn' it. Just let him help you move the couch. If he wants sex, fine, but if you try to leverage it I will find a sword to shove up your ass blade first.

[fourthwalled]

I mean, some of those people might like you for something other than your winning personality, Mr. Cranky Pants. But I stand by what I said.

[That's a very strange thing to be mad about, Scott.]

Oh! Wow! [He holds up his hands.] It's not like I'm gonna force myself on him. I was just fucking around. Unclench!

[notrosecolored]

You're right. I am hot when you don't have to deal with the personality. [ OR lack of one. The rest he just acknowledges with a slight nod.

Fair rebuke and. He knows. ]

[fourthwalled]

Pfft. [Wade laughs, moving to stand up from the chair.]

But see, right there? You've got a sense of humor. That's not nothing! Might be the only reason I ever get laid.

[notrosecolored]

It's literally illegal not to have sex here, and I am absolutely sure Nathan isn't capable of appreciating anyone's sense of humor.

[ Not true, actually. But he does have a sense of humor and is using it. ]