Wade Wilson (Deadpool) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
fourthwalled) wrote2021-12-20 08:35 pm
fourthwalled) wrote2021-12-20 08:35 pm
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One full body scar? Is it just continuous?
[ what does that even mean? ]
[ what does that even mean? ]
[ He stares when the book hits and is usually annoyed by that. Learn to dodge, asshole, even if you're missing a desire to live. ]
I was tired. I appreciate the sentiment and the sleep. I am less thrilled that you drugged me. I'll get over it.
I was tired. I appreciate the sentiment and the sleep. I am less thrilled that you drugged me. I'll get over it.
I mean, I could have put you in a sleeper hold, but that wouldn't have lasted as long and you would have tried to stop me...
[It would have been a whole thing.]
But, you're welcome.
[It would have been a whole thing.]
But, you're welcome.
Sorry. Yes. I'm covered in scars from head to toe. Every inch of me.
How do you feel about bald men?
How do you feel about bald men?
That must have hurt, whatever caused the scars.
Bald men are good. Hair, no hair.
Bald men are good. Hair, no hair.
It definitely hurt.
As origin stories go, it is a pretty rough one.
As origin stories go, it is a pretty rough one.
I can't even imagine. If you're open to sharing, I'm always interested in hearing it.
Sure. We can talk about it? Maybe better to do it in person? Don't feel like typing it all out...
Wanna meet somewhere?
Wanna meet somewhere?
[ Of all the things to get really pissy about-- ]
I would have tried to stop you?
I would have tried to stop you?
[Wade's eyes widen a bit at that reaction. Really, Scott? A smirk does start to grow across his face though, all too happy to poke this bear.]
I said what I said. With your lack of sleep, your reaction times have to be taking a hit, that's all I'm saying....
I said what I said. With your lack of sleep, your reaction times have to be taking a hit, that's all I'm saying....
I understand that. Typing it out can be.. tiring.
Where would you like to meet?
Where would you like to meet?
You just sat there and took a book to the face, don't talk to me about reaction times!
[ What is happening. Why is it happening? Is he actually bothered by it?
He doesn't know. ]
[ What is happening. Why is it happening? Is he actually bothered by it?
He doesn't know. ]
[He shrugs, eyeing Scott as he goes to grab said book off the ground. He's getting really salty about this isn't he?]
I can move quickly when I need to.
I can move quickly when I need to.
[ Maybe he just needs a good argument, Wade. He told you Jean would give you flowers didn't he? ]
Yeah, and when is that?
Yeah, and when is that?
I dunno. Maybe when I need to choke you out?
[Fine, if he wants to argue. So be it. He slaps the book back on the nightstand for emphasis.]
[Fine, if he wants to argue. So be it. He slaps the book back on the nightstand for emphasis.]
From behind.
[ Because hi, Wade, if he's looking at you he can kill you. Also why are you slapping books, what did the werewolf porn do to you besides hit you in the face?]
[ Because hi, Wade, if he's looking at you he can kill you. Also why are you slapping books, what did the werewolf porn do to you besides hit you in the face?]
Maybe.
[Now Wade is absolutely just goading him, curious to see what he'll do and looking pretty smug about it too.]
[Now Wade is absolutely just goading him, curious to see what he'll do and looking pretty smug about it too.]
That's less insulting than threatening to choke me out. That's just stupid.
[Because.
Well.
It is. ]
[Because.
Well.
It is. ]
Really? [Wade looks around them, then gives Scott a skeptical eye.] So you're telling me you would use your not-laser eyes in the middle of an apartment complex and risk blowing a hole through how many walls and maybe killing how many people, just to stop me from choking you?
That might be something I would do. But I thought you were more careful than that. So seems to me like I've got a bit of an advantage here.
That might be something I would do. But I thought you were more careful than that. So seems to me like I've got a bit of an advantage here.
I just got out of jail. I appreciate your faith in my self-control but Logan won't 'let' his submissives spar with me because he's afraid I'll lose my shit and kill them - and he isn't wrong.
[ So yeah. He might. He wouldn't feel good about it after, but he really might. ]
[ So yeah. He might. He wouldn't feel good about it after, but he really might. ]
How about Les Beans? The coffee shop?
Or maybe the beach?
Or maybe the beach?
[That does manage to shut Wade up for a second or two. Jesus, Scott.]
Just sleep more, alright?
And then we won't have to find out if I do try to choke you out if you'll blast my head off for it. We can leave that question happily unanswered.
[The possibility wouldn't stop him trying it, if it came down to it. Considering Wade's own lack of concern for himself.]
Just sleep more, alright?
And then we won't have to find out if I do try to choke you out if you'll blast my head off for it. We can leave that question happily unanswered.
[The possibility wouldn't stop him trying it, if it came down to it. Considering Wade's own lack of concern for himself.]
Les Beans is good. Coffee is always good.
And I'm in there a lot.
And I'm in there a lot.
Yeah.
[ Meaning he'll try. That reaction didn't go unnoticed, though, so a little more tentatively, moving to sit on the edge of the bed- ]
Have you met Pyro here?
[ Meaning he'll try. That reaction didn't go unnoticed, though, so a little more tentatively, moving to sit on the edge of the bed- ]
Have you met Pyro here?
Only on the network.
[That seems like a complete non sequitur, but now he's curious.]
Why?
[That seems like a complete non sequitur, but now he's curious.]
Why?
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