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[fourthwalled]

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[notrosecolored]

No, I'm just going to track expiration dates and keep you off my list of potential people to contract to for that period of time.

[fourthwalled]

Have you gotten anyone contracted yet?

[Wade's definitely been slow-walking making any decisions, for previously discussed reasons.]

[notrosecolored]

No.

You're at the top of my list if you are still available because you're... resilient.

[ He knows he can't avoid it but he is putting it off until after the first of the month. Just in case there's a terrible problem around quota. He'd rather it land soley on him. ]

[fourthwalled]

[He's touched because this is about the first time he can think of that he's been at the top of any X-man's list for anything. Granted, it's not necessarily for the best reason. But he's not that picky.]

That's me. Resilient. Too fucked up to be much more fucked up!

[notrosecolored]

Don't make me feel more guilty. If I'm going to get someone hurt - and I am - I'd like it to be someone who will get up again, this time. I am aware that makes me an asshole.

[fourthwalled]

No, I get it. More than most would.
And you'd run the risk of me doing the same to you, but I'm sure you know that.

[notrosecolored]

I know. I'm fine with it. You can't really traumatize me, either.

[fourthwalled]

Maybe we should just contract now.
Luke Skywalker offered a little bit ago, but I don't know that he knows what he's getting into.

[notrosecolored]

I was trying to hold off a couple of weeks, but you're probably right that this is as good as it's going to get for either of us.

I'll keep your protective streak to myself.

Write your contract and get it to me to look over.

[fourthwalled]

Yes, please, don't go spreading that around to anyone. It'll be our secret!

Okay, I'll get on that.

[notrosecolored]

All right.

You can and should live here and I generally don't care what you do -- but if you fuck up my living space I will literally nail you to a wall. With nails. Fair?

[fourthwalled]

Roger, roger.

[Getting nailed to the wall is probably inevitable. There's only so long that Wade can behave...]

[notrosecolored]

[ There's a lot of bleach in Scott's future, he's sure. ]

Get your crap moved up when you bring the contract to me for signing and filing.

[fourthwalled]

You got it!
I like this commanding talk, by the way.
Boss me around more, daddy.

[Too far? Yeah, probably too far.]

[notrosecolored]

You probably aren't getting sex from me, anyway, but it's possible. Call me daddy and I'll cut my own dick off first.

[fourthwalled]

Yikes! Okay, okay! Message, received! No dick cutting necessary!

[notrosecolored]

Good boy.