"I always like to negotiate lists before I start with anything too, ah, athletic." She spreads her legs, one propped up on the sofa so she's at a better angle for him to watch. Lu dips her fingers inside, stroking along the edges of her slit, before rubbing at the base of her cock.
"Although, it is - ah!- vital that you're dressed as a nun while I wear the neon parrot suit. The habit is a must, because how else will you be able to piss on chess set? You know, as normal people do."
"I'll have you know that I'm very flexible when I'm not dying," Wade promises, watching her work herself over and cock fisted in his hand. He's not being gentle with it as he strokes. It's not going to be long at all until he comes.
And if she expects him to back down from what seems to be clearly just a joke, she's got another thing coming. Besides cum.
"Oh, yes. That's a classic. The old nun, parrot, golden shower chess match. I'll buy the nun outfit in the morning."
no subject
"Although, it is - ah!- vital that you're dressed as a nun while I wear the neon parrot suit. The habit is a must, because how else will you be able to piss on chess set? You know, as normal people do."
no subject
And if she expects him to back down from what seems to be clearly just a joke, she's got another thing coming. Besides cum.
"Oh, yes. That's a classic. The old nun, parrot, golden shower chess match. I'll buy the nun outfit in the morning."