"I'll have you know that I'm very flexible when I'm not dying," Wade promises, watching her work herself over and cock fisted in his hand. He's not being gentle with it as he strokes. It's not going to be long at all until he comes.

And if she expects him to back down from what seems to be clearly just a joke, she's got another thing coming. Besides cum.

"Oh, yes. That's a classic. The old nun, parrot, golden shower chess match. I'll buy the nun outfit in the morning."