Santa Clause. He's a jolly fat fuck with white hair and a beard. Every winter he breaks into homes giving presents to good children and coal to naughty children and demands cookies. But you're hot Santa, so you're buff and instead of being jolly you look off quietly thinking sexy thoughts or whatever is rattling around in there.
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Every winter he breaks into homes giving presents to good children and coal to naughty children and demands cookies.
But you're hot Santa, so you're buff and instead of being jolly you look off quietly thinking sexy thoughts or whatever is rattling around in there.