Wade Wilson (Deadpool) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
fourthwalled) wrote2021-12-20 08:35 pm
fourthwalled) wrote2021-12-20 08:35 pm
Duplicity IC Inbox
Hello, there! I see you've found your way to my character inbox! Please send nudes <3
You got it!
I like this commanding talk, by the way.
Boss me around more, daddy.
[Too far? Yeah, probably too far.]
I like this commanding talk, by the way.
Boss me around more, daddy.
[Too far? Yeah, probably too far.]
You probably aren't getting sex from me, anyway, but it's possible. Call me daddy and I'll cut my own dick off first.
Yikes! Okay, okay! Message, received! No dick cutting necessary!
[ Likely unexpectedly, considering their, like, one conversation, Wade receives a Valentine. It's a good ol'-fashioned wrassle. ]
I'm a very complicated man, what can I say? [His face sobers a bit and he stares into his glass. This may be getting too close to an actual serious conversation for his liking.]
[Wow. This is... huh. He's going to keep this picture under his pillow at night! Hot damn! He's not actually met this Nightcrawler in person he doesn't think, but this picture tells a different story. Had they and he'd just forgotten? It's entirely possible, he didn't have the most steady of memories...]
That was some Valentine's you sent me, Kurt. I don't remember Round 1, but that's no reason we can go for a Round 2!
That was some Valentine's you sent me, Kurt. I don't remember Round 1, but that's no reason we can go for a Round 2!
Oh.
[To say he's disappointed is an understatement.]
So is that a no on the nekkid wrestling?
[To say he's disappointed is an understatement.]
So is that a no on the nekkid wrestling?
Edited (words. i know how to use them... maybe) 2022-02-16 23:18 (UTC)
[He snorts at the idea that he's shy. He might get weird about his scars sometimes, but he's far from shy.]
A friend. [Wade tests out the word, thinking.] I guess, I'll take it. Can use more friends. [And hopefully he doesn't fuck it up as he's prone to do.]
A friend. [Wade tests out the word, thinking.] I guess, I'll take it. Can use more friends. [And hopefully he doesn't fuck it up as he's prone to do.]
What about, my master?
I've been cleaning up after myself!
[Mostly.]
I've been cleaning up after myself!
[Mostly.]
Thanks. I really appreciate this being mad more awkward.
The number of citations I'm likely to get and it's effect on you.
The number of citations I'm likely to get and it's effect on you.
[Fiine. He'll be serious. For as long as he can stand it.]
Do you have any yet? Or are you just preparing for the inevitable?
Do you have any yet? Or are you just preparing for the inevitable?
One. it was stupid. What I'm preparing for is the inevitability that it involves you.
I'm shocked you beat me to it. Guess it's lucky that I'm horny and it doesn't matter who I fuck.
We went into this knowing the score, Scott. Whatever happens to me, I'll be fine.
We went into this knowing the score, Scott. Whatever happens to me, I'll be fine.
I really appreciate your belief that I still have morals. It's been a while.
But I'm just trying to make a plan.
But I'm just trying to make a plan.
At a pretty rough part of your run, huh? Still, not sure having morals and abiding by the rules of this place really go hand and hand.
And I appreciate that you think I can keep to a plan. Besides, what kind of plan can we possibly make about this? Make sure I always have a bottle of lube on hand?
And I appreciate that you think I can keep to a plan. Besides, what kind of plan can we possibly make about this? Make sure I always have a bottle of lube on hand?
Debatable. They probably rely pretty heavily on the idea that most people are decent and won't want someone else to pay for their rebellion. Joke's on them; that's a good description of most of my life.
Keeping lube on you wouldn't be a bad idea, actually, but that's not about me. I'm thinking more specifics on how you heal and your feelings on assorted things likely to come up so at least I know what I'm dealing with.
Have you looked through the network?
Keeping lube on you wouldn't be a bad idea, actually, but that's not about me. I'm thinking more specifics on how you heal and your feelings on assorted things likely to come up so at least I know what I'm dealing with.
Have you looked through the network?
Wait. You are???
[Wade had figured he'd just have to jerk off alone in his bathroom. But that Kurt's actually thinking about it... man, sometimes he did kind of like this place. Aside from the parts that sucked, anyway.]
Maybe, I could meet you somewhere? Y/N?
[Wade had figured he'd just have to jerk off alone in his bathroom. But that Kurt's actually thinking about it... man, sometimes he did kind of like this place. Aside from the parts that sucked, anyway.]
Maybe, I could meet you somewhere? Y/N?
Tone it down, Scott. You're depressing the kids.
The network? I mean, who has the time? [He should care about this stuff, but not caring is how he rolls.]
Whatever it is. I'll handle it. And if I don't... well, you can lazer me in the face a few times until I get over it.
The network? I mean, who has the time? [He should care about this stuff, but not caring is how he rolls.]
Whatever it is. I'll handle it. And if I don't... well, you can lazer me in the face a few times until I get over it.
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