Wade Wilson (Deadpool) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
fourthwalled) wrote2021-12-20 08:35 pm
fourthwalled) wrote2021-12-20 08:35 pm
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Hello, there! I see you've found your way to my character inbox! Please send nudes <3
I mean, it had your name on the back. Is it not you?
[He pulls the picture out of his pocket all of the sudden, holding it up and trying to compare it to her. It's hard considering she still has on clothes.]
[He pulls the picture out of his pocket all of the sudden, holding it up and trying to compare it to her. It's hard considering she still has on clothes.]
[He gives it one last look before considering and handing it over to her.] You can have it. To destroy it. Or keep. Whatever. [He doesn't actually want to keep something like that if it's making her uncomfortable. Even if it's a very very nice picture. Very nice.]
Clearly some kind of city nonsense... [Wade plays with the condensation on his beer glass.] And here I was hoping I had an actual secret admirer.
Clearly some kind of city nonsense... [Wade plays with the condensation on his beer glass.] And here I was hoping I had an actual secret admirer.
( there's a grateful nod, moiraine folding it once before putting it into her coat. it'll be burned later.
there's a pause before she gives him a smile that looks more genuine )
You don't?
( he's been perfectly polite to her )
Perhaps it hasn't come yet.
there's a pause before she gives him a smile that looks more genuine )
You don't?
( he's been perfectly polite to her )
Perhaps it hasn't come yet.
[Wade looks very very skeptical at that idea, but brushes that off with a laugh.]
Yeah, I mean I've got people just knocking down my door left and right. Guys, gals. All kinds. Gotta beat 'em off with sticks!
Yeah, I mean I've got people just knocking down my door left and right. Guys, gals. All kinds. Gotta beat 'em off with sticks!
Ah, so that's what I've been doing wrong! [He snaps his fingers, smirking.] Shucks.
Maybe I could use my swords? [He's joking obviously.]
Maybe I could use my swords? [He's joking obviously.]
How long have you been here, exactly?
Showed up the end of December, so like... coming up on 2 months? Why?
Two reasons:
1-) Nathan would kill me if I let anything happen to you
2-) I want to know when you contract.
1-) Nathan would kill me if I let anything happen to you
2-) I want to know when you contract.
Aw, that's sweet of you!
Are you going to give whoever I contract a fatherly talking to?
Are you going to give whoever I contract a fatherly talking to?
No, I'm just going to track expiration dates and keep you off my list of potential people to contract to for that period of time.
Have you gotten anyone contracted yet?
[Wade's definitely been slow-walking making any decisions, for previously discussed reasons.]
[Wade's definitely been slow-walking making any decisions, for previously discussed reasons.]
No.
You're at the top of my list if you are still available because you're... resilient.
[ He knows he can't avoid it but he is putting it off until after the first of the month. Just in case there's a terrible problem around quota. He'd rather it land soley on him. ]
You're at the top of my list if you are still available because you're... resilient.
[ He knows he can't avoid it but he is putting it off until after the first of the month. Just in case there's a terrible problem around quota. He'd rather it land soley on him. ]
[He's touched because this is about the first time he can think of that he's been at the top of any X-man's list for anything. Granted, it's not necessarily for the best reason. But he's not that picky.]
That's me. Resilient. Too fucked up to be much more fucked up!
That's me. Resilient. Too fucked up to be much more fucked up!
Don't make me feel more guilty. If I'm going to get someone hurt - and I am - I'd like it to be someone who will get up again, this time. I am aware that makes me an asshole.
No, I get it. More than most would.
And you'd run the risk of me doing the same to you, but I'm sure you know that.
And you'd run the risk of me doing the same to you, but I'm sure you know that.
I know. I'm fine with it. You can't really traumatize me, either.
Maybe we should just contract now.
Luke Skywalker offered a little bit ago, but I don't know that he knows what he's getting into.
Luke Skywalker offered a little bit ago, but I don't know that he knows what he's getting into.
I was trying to hold off a couple of weeks, but you're probably right that this is as good as it's going to get for either of us.
I'll keep your protective streak to myself.
Write your contract and get it to me to look over.
I'll keep your protective streak to myself.
Write your contract and get it to me to look over.
Yes, please, don't go spreading that around to anyone. It'll be our secret!
Okay, I'll get on that.
Okay, I'll get on that.
All right.
You can and should live here and I generally don't care what you do -- but if you fuck up my living space I will literally nail you to a wall. With nails. Fair?
You can and should live here and I generally don't care what you do -- but if you fuck up my living space I will literally nail you to a wall. With nails. Fair?
Roger, roger.
[Getting nailed to the wall is probably inevitable. There's only so long that Wade can behave...]
[Getting nailed to the wall is probably inevitable. There's only so long that Wade can behave...]
[ There's a lot of bleach in Scott's future, he's sure. ]
Get your crap moved up when you bring the contract to me for signing and filing.
Get your crap moved up when you bring the contract to me for signing and filing.
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