Since the fourth wall is currently a little wobbly, let's all just assume that Wade channels his love of Mel Brooks and sings 'Sweet Mystery of Life.' Not in this exact moment, but it's a great image to hold onto for the future.

Ahem.

"You can keep your hand on your prick; I just wanted to make sure you'd have a bit of slick. Hate to think you would chafe and not feel the discomfort." Her motions are slow, teasing more than anything else. Lu takes her time to get a feel for his body, the odd texture of his skin, and mostly wants to reassure herself he's not about to die.