fourthwalled: (unmasked: snuggle me!)
Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] fourthwalled) wrote 2022-06-03 01:40 am (UTC)

"What? You don't know what most of those are? Fuck me. Where are you from? So I know to never go there." It sounded TERRIBLE.

He stays where he's at on the couch while she makes the tea and toast, mostly relishing the feel of a pain-free existence. It's fucking phenomenal. God, if he felt no pain and had his healing? That would be a recipe for disaster!

When she comes back he takes a look at the cock toast spread. So many different sizes and shapes! Then she bites the human one and he can't help but wince, but also his dick does stir. He's an odd one, okay? Wade grabs one that looks like a corkscrew.

"Some impressive knife work on this toast." He slowly lowers it into his mouth, tongue flicking at the tip before he slides it down his throat.

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