She gently pats his hand, before standing to go to the kitchen. "You'll have to teach me what most of those are."

There's some quiet rattling about as she makes tea and toast. In part, she does it so he'll eat, but also to give him a little more time to process. She's known more than one wizard who took up the job as a way to stave off their own pain. Once the food is ready, she returns to the sitting room and offers a plate with an assortment of dick-shaped toast points. Did she use magic to get them into the right shapes?

Damn right.

"Hope you don't mind that I got a little creative. I find that this city focuses a bit too much on human cocks. No love for those of us packing anything else." She smiles, showing off her neat, white teeth and promptly bites the head off the most human-looking piece.