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fourthwalled) wrote2021-12-20 08:35 pm
fourthwalled) wrote2021-12-20 08:35 pm
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Hello, there! I see you've found your way to my character inbox! Please send nudes <3
Tuesday? Know of a good spot? Preferably a place without carpet. Hard to clean up after.
It plays well with your self-destructive tendencies too, I'm sure.
Ask someone else. Though no one here can die for long.
I'll ask Harley.
Apparently, she's a psychologist.
But she seems nearly as crazy as me...
Apparently, she's a psychologist.
But she seems nearly as crazy as me...
You're crazy?
...I think that's someone who was supposed to tattoo me. I think I may need a change of plan.
...I think that's someone who was supposed to tattoo me. I think I may need a change of plan.
She's good people! I meant crazy in a fun way!
Don't not see her because of that! I like her.
[Now he feels bad. Sorry, Harley, wherever you are.]
Wait. You're getting a tattoo?
Don't not see her because of that! I like her.
[Now he feels bad. Sorry, Harley, wherever you are.]
Wait. You're getting a tattoo?
Sweet! And heels! My calves look outstanding in heels.
You can have the heels. I'll stick to none. Easier to fight in.
I was planning on it. Might need to switch to scarring or branding now. Why?
Don't listen to me. I'm an idiot. I'm sure whatever she gives you will be good.
So what were you thinking? Tramp stamp? A little butterfly?
So what were you thinking? Tramp stamp? A little butterfly?
Oh. I guess that would suit you.
[He was really hoping for a butterfly tramp stamp though...]
[He was really hoping for a butterfly tramp stamp though...]
Are we fighting now? Thought this was for fucking?
Besides, I've fought in platform heels before. I rocked that shit. The goons were very impressed before I stabbed them.
Besides, I've fought in platform heels before. I rocked that shit. The goons were very impressed before I stabbed them.
I'll be there. And I'll even leave the crocs at home, just for you.
At least tell me you're going to get it somewhere fun.
No.
But if you ever want to make someone bleed, let me know. I have a productive way to put that to use, now.
But if you ever want to make someone bleed, let me know. I have a productive way to put that to use, now.
Are you evading or is this lapse into being oblivious coincidental.
Coincidental.
Are you talking about giving people tattoos to make them bleed? Or something else?
I'm so confused right now.
And honestly, I was hoping I could stab someone. But that goes without saying.
Are you talking about giving people tattoos to make them bleed? Or something else?
I'm so confused right now.
And honestly, I was hoping I could stab someone. But that goes without saying.
I'm saying if someone crazy's putting an X on me, it might as well be you and you can just cut me.
Meanwhile let me get Logan out of this citation alive and we can plan to start some shit. You stab someone, I'll knock something down.
Meanwhile let me get Logan out of this citation alive and we can plan to start some shit. You stab someone, I'll knock something down.
Okay. If that's what you want.
Ooooh, nice! Yes! I'll have to get my hands on some guns too. Maybe some plastic explosives. Those are always fun.
Ooooh, nice! Yes! I'll have to get my hands on some guns too. Maybe some plastic explosives. Those are always fun.
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